We Will Find You and Pee on Your Shoes

Wandering about we encountered a seemingly lovely elderly French woman and her daughter/companion/keeper. They stopped to talk with us about L&P as many French people and tourists do. Typically most people smile and gush and reach to pet L&P and tell us what adorable chiens they are. And you've read the other posts about the stalkers and paparazzi.

So imagine our surprise when the senile old bat opened her mouth to say what ugly ugly dogs L&P were. Her logic was they were ugly, and therefore God, or whatever you may choose, made them sweet to compensate. A big Jon Stewart WHHHHAAAATTT here.

Do these faces look anything but adorable?

(BTW, they are sitting on the church steps across from our door, and with one of their people sisters, Anne ,who wandered to Paris from New Orleans to say hi to her old folks.)

Then the old bat continued to say she once last century or two back, had a poodle (undoubtedly Fifi) who was BEAUTIFUL, and she missed her so, the BEAUTIFUL and smart Fifi. And she continued.....she also had a BT - the ugly dog, but it was as sweet as could be.

So she smiled at us, looked lovingly at our "ugly" BTs and bid us au revoir.

Thankfully all L&P heard was blah blah blah blah blah.

Probably fortunately, L&P had already gone potty, because for sure Momo would have issued the almighty Potty command, and that senile old bitty would have been very very sorry when L&P peed on her talons, oops, I meant shoes.

Momo rates stupid people a big fat 0. L&P thought she smelled funny.